The advent of the internet has made these discreet, anonymous encounters with curious men incredibly easy. There is little, or nothing, in the way of guilt. I was initially sceptical, but this arrangement seems to work for everyone: the wife knows she has no competition from another woman; the husband knows he does not want a life with another man. Other straight men are keen to try a threesome with a gay couple, as my husband and I have discovered using hook-up apps.

As the coronavirus pandemic continues, Are You Getting Any? Are you currently in a relationship? A year and a half is quite long. What do they do instead? They go out, like, one-night stand kind of stuff. Or they just link. Once I got called a serial dater.

May is National Masturbation Month, and we're celebrating with Feeling Yourself , a series exploring the finer points of self-pleasure. Although he isn't romantically or sexually attracted to cis men, B says his fascination to "strictly penises" began when he started watching porn in high school. To maintain anonymity, he asked to only be referred to as one of his initials. After messaging each other for about a week, they met up at the other man's empty apartment. B was so nervous, it took him "a little while" to be comfortable enough to even get an erection.

Graham Norton once joked that the difference between a straight man and a gay man was ' about four and half pints of lager in my experience '. Probably any toilet you go to is a beat. The fact the man was also married was later confirmed by a text to Max that claimed 'You give head as good as my wife does'.