Hello, ladies. Allow me to address the men who have accidentally, totally coincidentally, absolutely randomly landed on this page for a second:. Seventy-six percent of women are totally into dick pics when appropriate, so this is good news for you. Also, knock it the fuck off with the emojis.

We began discussing whether any woman actually likes receiving them. As a woman myself, I know that if I ever see an unsolicited dick pic it pretty much ruins my day. There's a certain kind of bloke who sends them randomly, and I'll be honest. It isn't impressive. It doesn't make you seem any more attractive.

Whenever I receive one now I send back a pic of the hugest, veiniest one-eyed monster I can find as my reply. Like, the equivalent in the s would have been just pulling your dick out in the middle of a conversation with a woman aka flashing them. People used to get arrested for that. First guys stop opening doors for women then they send sleepy ass pictures of their dicks.

There is a lot of pressure around penis size , but the reality is that there is no ideal phallus because they are all great in their own way. Two men are on a mission to showcase just this, by putting together a penis gallery of delightful dicks in all their glory, shapes and sizes — and it could include yours. Get those dick pics ready, because Martin Robinson and Mark Sanford want Londoners to send in photos of their junk for a display that will feature 1, cocks. The gallery will be open for one night only, on 10 March at The Book Club in Shoreditch between 7pm to 9pm.